This was another task my father solely reserved. Being that I have trouble picking my own nose due to such problematic hand-eye coordination, carving a turkey has never been something I have jumped at the chance to do. But alas, your mighty protagonist’s day has come. And it was easy. I used a sawzall…kind of. I used an electric knife which made it super easy. Legs first then the breast off the backbone. Then I went full-on Patrick Bateman on any hard to reach bits. I think it came out fairly picturesque as evidenced by the picture below. I definitely have some room for improvement but was happy with the outcome.